Good ways to annoy people :)
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Good ways to annoy people :)
xXAkaliaXx Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:38 pm
1. When given an ice cream cone, put it on your head and get down on all fours. Proceed to announce:"I'm a pretty unicorn!"
2. Turn the radio up high and sing a different song
3. When someone tries to talk to you, turn around nervously and say:"You can see me?"
4. When in a store walk in front of something and yell:"WOW THAT'S A LOW PRICE!"
When at a pool: (Ones with a star next to the number, I have done :3)
*1. Go in the shallow end of the pool and splash around screaming," I can't swim! I'm drowning!"
*2. Tell people you have phobia or are allergic to water then when you get splashed start screaming.
*3. Walk up to a lifeguard and babble on about some random topic then when they ask you to repeat what you said, nod your head and walk away
*4. Swim around singing loudly
*5. (my own personal addition) go into a big crowd of people in the pool or on the stairs to the slides and start freaking out, when they ask what is wrong, exclaim that you lost your unicorn
Wow. I actually do all of those xD
2. Turn the radio up high and sing a different song
3. When someone tries to talk to you, turn around nervously and say:"You can see me?"
4. When in a store walk in front of something and yell:"WOW THAT'S A LOW PRICE!"
When at a pool: (Ones with a star next to the number, I have done :3)
*1. Go in the shallow end of the pool and splash around screaming," I can't swim! I'm drowning!"
*2. Tell people you have phobia or are allergic to water then when you get splashed start screaming.
*3. Walk up to a lifeguard and babble on about some random topic then when they ask you to repeat what you said, nod your head and walk away
*4. Swim around singing loudly
*5. (my own personal addition) go into a big crowd of people in the pool or on the stairs to the slides and start freaking out, when they ask what is wrong, exclaim that you lost your unicorn
Wow. I actually do all of those xD
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Re: Good ways to annoy people :)
xXAkaliaXx Sun Jul 07, 2013 2:20 pm
I added more to the first one. Now for my amusement park annoyances:
remember: a star next to the number means i have done it
*1. Go on a kid ride and scream that you're scared and want to get off. Then when they let you off get back in line and go back on it.
2. When on a roller coaster and everyone is screaming say," hey this is fun! it's just like a roller coaster!"
*3. Scream random food names at people
*4. Sing on a ride and ask people to join in
Now for the mall:
1. Hide in clothes racks and when someone comes to look at the clothes say,"buy me! no buy me! no i'm better than both of them, buy me!"
2. Yell "they all die in the end" then look at someone very seriously and say quietly "we all die in the end"
*3. If someone says it's too hot in a store then say "oh sorry should i leave?"
remember: a star next to the number means i have done it
*1. Go on a kid ride and scream that you're scared and want to get off. Then when they let you off get back in line and go back on it.
2. When on a roller coaster and everyone is screaming say," hey this is fun! it's just like a roller coaster!"
*3. Scream random food names at people
*4. Sing on a ride and ask people to join in
Now for the mall:
1. Hide in clothes racks and when someone comes to look at the clothes say,"buy me! no buy me! no i'm better than both of them, buy me!"
2. Yell "they all die in the end" then look at someone very seriously and say quietly "we all die in the end"
*3. If someone says it's too hot in a store then say "oh sorry should i leave?"
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Re: Good ways to annoy people :)
Queen-cat Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:45 pm
LMAO I'm doing that clothes rack thing ^_^ If I get kicked out of the store or something, Imma be like- "Yo, it wasn't me!" LOL
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Re: Good ways to annoy people :)
xXAkaliaXx Thu Jul 11, 2013 1:41 pm
More store ones:
*1. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible"
2. Run up to an employee (preferably male) squeezing your legs together and announce you need to find the tampon section immediately
3. Walk up to an employee (preferably male) and say "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
4. When an announcement is made acted scared and ask people "do you hear the voices too?"
5. While handling guns in the hunting department ask an employee if he knows where the anti-depressants are
6. Crawl on the ground and pretend you're a cat, meowing and rubbing up against stuff
*7. Walk by people and meow then pretend it wasn't you
8. Form a long line with friends that leads to no where. Act excited and see how many people join the line.
*1. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible"
2. Run up to an employee (preferably male) squeezing your legs together and announce you need to find the tampon section immediately
3. Walk up to an employee (preferably male) and say "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
4. When an announcement is made acted scared and ask people "do you hear the voices too?"
5. While handling guns in the hunting department ask an employee if he knows where the anti-depressants are
6. Crawl on the ground and pretend you're a cat, meowing and rubbing up against stuff
*7. Walk by people and meow then pretend it wasn't you
8. Form a long line with friends that leads to no where. Act excited and see how many people join the line.
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Re: Good ways to annoy people :)
xXAkaliaXx Thu Jul 11, 2013 1:47 pm
Ways to get a girl/boy:
1. Do you have a library card? Because I'm checking you out.
2. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
3. Are you a parking ticket? (What?) Because you have 'fine' written all over you.
4. Somebody better call God to tell him he's missing an angel!
5. (As she's leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (what?) me!
6. If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.
7. Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) Your fall from heaven.
8. Can I get your picture to prove to my friends that angels do exist?
9. Did you fart? Because you blow me away!
10. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
11. You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.
12. Do you have the time? (Gives the time) No, to write down my number?
13. Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart.
14. Hey I forgot my phone number...can I have yours?
15. Are your feet tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
16. Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?
17. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
18. Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
19. If I said you have a great body, would you hold it against me?
20. Was your dad a baker? Because you have the hottest set of buns I've ever seen!
21. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
22. Do you have a band aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
23. The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word. (O_O)
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http://www.quotev.com/story/3332975/Crazy-Hilarious-Lists/5/
1. Do you have a library card? Because I'm checking you out.
2. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
3. Are you a parking ticket? (What?) Because you have 'fine' written all over you.
4. Somebody better call God to tell him he's missing an angel!
5. (As she's leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (what?) me!
6. If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.
7. Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) Your fall from heaven.
8. Can I get your picture to prove to my friends that angels do exist?
9. Did you fart? Because you blow me away!
10. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
11. You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.
12. Do you have the time? (Gives the time) No, to write down my number?
13. Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart.
14. Hey I forgot my phone number...can I have yours?
15. Are your feet tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
16. Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?
17. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
18. Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
19. If I said you have a great body, would you hold it against me?
20. Was your dad a baker? Because you have the hottest set of buns I've ever seen!
21. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
22. Do you have a band aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
23. The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word. (O_O)
More here:
http://www.quotev.com/story/3332975/Crazy-Hilarious-Lists/5/
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Re: Good ways to annoy people :)
RoseAnnStyles Thu Jul 11, 2013 1:57 pm
Oh my gosh these are so good!
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Queen-cat Thu Jul 11, 2013 4:16 pm
lmao... Those pickup lines... xDDD Where are you finding these????
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Re: Good ways to annoy people :)
xXAkaliaXx Fri Jul 12, 2013 3:07 pm
On quotev :)
http://www.quotev.com/story/3332975/Crazy-Hilarious-Lists/5/
http://www.quotev.com/story/3332975/Crazy-Hilarious-Lists/5/
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